300 Facebook Captions That Will Make You Sound Clever

Use these Facebook captions for your social media posts to sound clever. I hope you enjoy the read and find whatever you are looking for here.

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2. It’s cool being me.

3. Living my life in my style.

4. I don’t like to follow I like being followed.

5. To Glam to Give a Damn.

6. I write my own story.

7. All the love I had for you is dead.

8. With this mocking smile, I can overcome anything. 

9. Close your eyes and I’ll Kiss you!

10 Best. Selfie. Ever.

11. Did I make you smile?

12. I have high double standards.

13. I feel good today.

14. I collect smiles and then I give them away.

15. What are you looking at?

16. I just leveled up.

17. Be a warrior, not a worrier.

18. Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

19. I came to win, to conquer, to thrive.

20. This is the most magical pic of your life.

Style And Fashion Caption For Facebook

21. My style! It’s my choice. 

22. Quality never goes out of fashion.

23. I am not a fashionable guy but fashion loves me!

24. Before you leave the house, look in the mirror and remove one accessory.

25. I don’t do fashion, I AM fashion.

26. Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.

27. Live in style.

28. You need to change your fashion.

29. When in doubt, wear red.

30. There are people who have money and people who are rich.

31. Fashion is the armor to survive the reality of everyday life.

32. Style is joyful if you allow yourself to have joy. 

33. Being a gentleman never goes out of style.

34. Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say, and not giving a damn.

35. Elegance is refusal.

36. Style is a way to say who you are without having to speak.

37. Fashion is like food; you shouldn’t stick to the same menu.

38. My style says, ‘Look at me, don’t look at me.

39. Create your own style.

40. Being fashionable is what I do best.

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41. Life is full of surprises.

42. I can. I will. Watch me.

43. I can’t stop shinning.

44. Be yourself there’s no one better.

45. I was born to stand out.

46. Friends are born, not made.

47. Typical me.

48. Stay classy!

49. Me doing me.

50. You don’t know me.

51. Wake up & be awesome.

52. Am I adorable?

53. I wasn’t lucky, I deserved it.

54. Hustlin’

55. Just live, love, and eat; Repeat.

56. 5’2 but my attitude is 6’1.

57. I woke up like this.

58. I’m a ninja, not a nerd.

59. I am like quantum physics.

60. I always go for simplicity.

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61. Speechless.

62. “Positivity”

63. Aquaholic”

64. XOXO

65. Sunkissed.

66. “Free”

67. Eden.

68. Lifted.

69. Fascinating.

70. Lucky.

71. Weeeeeeekend.

72. Alive.

73. Woke.

74. Brotherhood.

75. Homecoming.

76. Hot.

77. Champion.

78. Relax.

79. Love.

80. Feelings.

Girl’s captions for Facebook posts

81. I’m the queen of my own little world.

82. And she would bow to no one.

83. The kind of beauty you need is yours.

84. Remain real to you and also you will end up incredibly happy.

85. I am not one in a million girls, I am one in life.

86. Love is the beauty of the soul.

87. Don’t let anyone ever dull your sparkle.

88. I am a princess and a baddie.

89. The prettiest thing I can ever wear is my smile.

90. Just one queen ruling.

91. Go where you feel most alive.

92. I hope the memory of me kills you.

93. A girl should be two things: who and what she wants.

94. Why should I hide what I am?

95. In her eyes is a galaxy, in her mind is a universe.

96. Once a queen, always a queen.

97. Life is too short to be anything but happy.

98. My life is like a movie. Viewer discretion is advised.

99. Life is short, buy the MAKEUP.

100. Portrait of an awkward girl.

Boy’s Facebook posts captions

101. I’m here to bless, not to impress.

102. I am Fiji water. You are toilet water.

103. Live the life you’ve always imagined!

104. Patience is Valueless if You are Heading Towards the Wrong Direction.

105. We come from God but attitude is from the devil.

106. Do Critique But Not Criticize.

107. Women were created for a reason, to keep men sane.

108. Attitudes are more important than facts.

109. Just like the alphabet, I come before U.

110. I’m only responsible for what I say not for what you understand.

111. A Photo is Worth a Thousand Words.

112. If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way.

113. I don’t worry. I don’t doubt it. I’m daring. I’m a rebel.

114. Feel the fear and do it anyway.

115. We need a beer.

116. Stop Loving the People Who Don’t Care You. Better To Wait Until God Sends You the Right Person.

117. Every man’s ego says; “Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I’m wrong.”

118. I love my haters, at least they say on my face.

119. I’m a unicorn.

120. We don’t want your advice.

Facebook Captions For Lovers

121. No matter what has happened. No matter what you’ve done. No matter what you will do. I will always love you.

122. I am single because god is busy writing the best love story for me.

123. To give love, you must have it, somewhere in your soul.

124. Attraction brought us closer. Love’s gonna keep us that way, forever. Xoxo

125. True love is when she talks non-stop and you are still interested in listening to her.

126. You make my world go around, without you I don’t exist, I love you.

127. I will love you every step of the way.

128. I love when you send me romantic and funny texts. No matter how many times I read them, they still make me smile.

129. There’s no other person on this earth that I’d love to spend my life with. I Love you girl!

130. I don’t need a superhero in my life, I just need you by my side.

131. Beauty is less important than quality.

132. Love is that holy medicine that can cure all your wounds. 

133. You are nothing short of my everything.

134.  I dreamed about being with you forever.

135. Distance is just a test to see how far True Love can travel.

136. I want to grow old with you.

137. You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it.

138. Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite.

139. I love it when I catch you looking at me, then you smile and look away.

140. I will be always by your side in good and bad times, in happy and sad moments…because I love you.

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141. “The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and to let it come in.

142. Keep your face always toward the sunshine ― and shadows will fall behind you.

143. Decision defines destiny.

144. Life will give you reasons to worry, but it’s left for you to say, “Sorry, I’ve got better things to do with my time, time to me is gold.

145. The will to win, the desire to succeed, the urge to reach your full potential… these are the keys that will unlock the door to personal excellence.

146. Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does.

147. The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any. 

148. Let no feeling of discouragement prey upon you, and in the end, you are sure to succeed.”

149. I am deliberate and afraid of nothing.

150. If you are willing to do more than you are paid to do, eventually you will be paid to do more than you do.

151. Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat-in the evening. Sleep in the night.

152. Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try…..

153. The only one who is responsible for the way your life works out is you. You cannot change the past, but you can take responsibility for your future.

154. If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.”

155. Do you and, witness the outcome.

156. Believe you can and you’re halfway there.

157. The only way to do great work is to love what you do.

158. Do or do not. There is no try.

159. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success.

160. Happiness can exist only in acceptance.

Attitude captions for boys

161. Don’t follow me, I’m lost.

162. My attitude is based on your behavior.

163. I don’t understand the word ‘lose’, I only understand the word ‘learn’.

164. Facebook needs three buttons, “Like, “Dislike and “Stop being stupid.

165. Silence is the best response when you’re dealing with an idiot.

166. Champions always try and play until they get it right?

167. I’m Not Special, I’m Just Limited Edition.

168. WARNING: U may fall in love with my face.

169. Love me or hate me, I swear it won’t make or break me.

170. People with multiple personality disorders consider having multiple Facebook accounts.

171. Jealousy is a terrible disease. Get well soon.

172. What I stand for is what I stand on.

173. Boys are great, every girl should have one.

174. My ATTITUDE is everything.

175. Of course, I’m smart, but that doesn’t mean you too!

176. I don’t get lucky. I make my own luck.

177. Legends don’t die… I am a living example!

178. You can’t spell awesome without ME.

179. I don’t have an attitude!! I have a personality you can’t handle!!

180. Boys like me belonged to rain.

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181. I find strength in pain.

182. I’ve been doing stupid things; wilder than I’ve ever been.

183. Tell a girl she’s pretty…. and she won’t believe you. Tell her she’s ugly and she will believe it forever.

184. Don’t compare me with others. I’m one of my own kind ;

185. Sometimes I need expert advice… So, I talk to myself.

186. You can either take me as I am or watch me as I leave.

187. ATTENTION! Only positive attitudes are allowed in this area.

186. Before you judge me, Make sure that you’re perfect.

187. Boys lie more, but girls lie better.

188. To eat without getting fat, sigh! Every girl’s dream 

189. I am a hot girl with a cool attitude.

190. You have to be ‘ODD’ to be number ‘ONE’.

191. Be like a diamond precious and rare. Not like a stone found everywhere.

192. Girls are like telephones, they love to be held and talked to, but if you push the wrong button you get disconnected.

193. I never lose, I either win or learn.

194. I don’t care for people, who don’t care for me.

195. I haven’t changed. I grew up. Maybe you should give it a try sometime.

196. All girls wanna be like that, bad girls underneath like that.

197. Every person teaches a lesson, every lesson changes a person.

198. Stop asking for faithful girls, when you are too busy chasing hoes.

199. I may not be the girl you want. But I’m surely not the one that you have.

200. Aside from gravity, nothing in life can keep me down.

Smile captions for Facebook

201. A smile is a universal welcome.

202. Wear a smile – one size fits all.

203. Life is like a mirror. Smile at it and it smiles back at you.

204. Seeing that smiling face made me happy today.

205. “One who smiles rather than rages is always the stronger.

206. An honest smile is an icebreaker.

207. Smile… it will either warm their heart or piss them off… either way, you win.

208. Don’t cry because it’s over, SMILE because it happened.

209. Smile at strangers and you just might change a life.

210. A smile is something you can’t give away; it always comes back to you.

211. Use your smile to change the world, don’t let the world change your smile.

212. They know you’ve made a best friend when you can’t look at them without smiling.

213. Smiles are always in fashion!

214. A laugh is a smile out of control.

215. A friendly look, a kindly smile, one good act, and life’s worthwhile.

216. It’s me…. smile is real life.

217. Be the reason someone smiles today.

218. Peace begins with a smile.

219. Smile… even if it’s just to annoy someone.

220. Never give up on your hair! It’s the next thing people notice after your smile.

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221. I wish Facebook would alert me when someone has deleted me. I might love it that way.

222. I’m a great believer in luck and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it.

223.  I really am ruggedly handsome, aren’t I? Then why are you here?

224. Be yourself. There is no one better.

225. Retired in my mental faculties.

226. I don’t have to describe myself, do I?

226. I am neither a status nor a post, you don’t have to like or love me.

227. No matter what I feel, I hold the assurance that God never leaves me.

228. I’m not shy, I’m holding back my gorgeousness, and I’m not bullying you.

229. I am so open-minded, that my brains will fall out someday.

230. I’m one of a kind and I’m unique. Never forget that.

231. Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life.

232. I broke a mirror over 7 years ago and the bad luck is still here.

233. Don’t let life knock you down, just breathe and believe it will all end well.

234. I don’t move with negativity.

235. God is really creative, I mean… just look at me.

236. Made for words, not for thoughts.

237. Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.

238. Stay true to yourself because there are very few people who will always be true to you.

239. I have drama, and I have memories. That’s life: Live it, love it, learn from it.

240. I get ignored so often that my nickname should be Terms and Conditions.

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241. Nature is my medicine.

242. Registered percussionist.

243. Fresher than you.

244. I depend on myself.

245. I leveled up.

246. Die with memories, not dreams!

247. No expectations, No disappointments.

248. Feed, sleep, regret, repeat.

249. Impossible is not in my dictionary.

250. Make life fun, tomorrow isn’t guaranteed.

251. My mind is a place of wonders.

252. I need patience. NOW!

253. Talent works, genius creates.

254. Success is in my veins.

255. You will not find a second ME.

256. No space is no space.

257. Born at a very young age.

258. Aim for the highest.

259. Dreams — Goals.

260. God doesn’t make junk.

Funny Facebook Captions For Bios

261. Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake.

262. Nothing is illegal. Until you get caught.

263. If something is not going right, try left.

264. BAE: Bacon And Eggs.

265.  I no longer question authority, I annoy authority. More effect, less effort.

266. Looking at school books and thinking: what a waste of a tree!

266. The ideal man doesn’t smoke, doesn’t drink, doesn’t do drugs, doesn’t swear, doesn’t get angry, doesn’t exist.

267. Don’t get a woman, get a dog… They are loyal and they die soon.

268.  Serenity now = insanity later.

269. I did not say I didn’t want to work. I said I didn’t want to twerk!

270. I put the ‘Me’ in ‘Someone,’ and things get awkward.

271. A lie is just a great story ruined by truth.

272. How did you fit a lion in your pocket? No wonder it’s ready to roar.

273. Don’t look now, but I’m hiding under your bed.

274. Tired? There’s a nap for that.

275. A big shout-out to ATM fees for making me buy my own money.

276.  Error 404, Bio Not Found!

277. A day without sunlight is night.

278.  I prefer my puns intended.

279. Sarcasm helps keep people from understanding you’re saying what you really think of them.

280.  I work for money, for loyalty hire a Dog.

Facebook Captions For Single People.

281. I’m single and proud of it because nowadays, relationships are for fashion and not for love…

282. Dear Weather, please don’t be so romantic, I am single.

283. Whatever. I’ll just date myself.

284. Being single doesn’t mean you’re weak. It means you’re strong enough to wait for what you deserve.

285. Only people who aren’t happy being single believe you can’t be happy being single.

286. My alone feels so good, I’ll only have you if you’re sweeter than my solitude.

287. Single? No… I’m dating “FREEDOM”.

288. Believe me! I am totally single.

289. Too young for marriage, too old for games, and too smart for players.

290. You can never be happy as someone’s other half unless you can be happy as a whole all on your own.

291. I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.

292. To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.

293. When I’m single all I see are happy couples! Why???

294. S.I.N.G.L.E = Strong, Independent, Noticeable, Generous, Loving, Enlightened.

295. Every rose has its thorn, but that doesn’t mean you have to put up with a ton of pricks.

296. Yes, I’m single. You’re going to have to be pretty amazing to change that.

297. I never found a companion that was so companionable as solitude.

298. There are lots of variables in relationships and I’m not good at math. So, I’ll pass.

299. I have no girlfriend because I am single.

300. Getting into a relationship may seem like a good idea, but so was getting on the Titanic. Look what happened there.

Conclusion.

I hope you enjoyed reading these Facebook captions.